Hahhah
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Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.
Alaska Young and Augustus Waters in the afterlife:
- Augustus: want one? *offers a cigarette*
- Alaska: sure *takes one and lit it up*
- Augustus: *puts a cigarette between his mouth*
- Alaska: not gonna lit that up?
- Augustus: no, you see, it's a metaphor
- Alaska: a metaphor, huh? that's cute
- *they looked down at the world*
- Alaska: *pointed at a boy* that's Miles. He loves me, present tense
- Augustus: *smiles as he pointed at a girl in a hospital bed* That's Hazel Grace, she gave me a forever within numbered of days
i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO
if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head
im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects
my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when i was actually reading about two boys fucking in a storage room on a cruise ship
hyurois